£1 Million Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition ~ Worlds most expensive SUV
This car is the world’s most expensive SUV.
The Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition costs £1 million, it comes with gold-plated windows, tungsten exhausts, and the speed gauges are encrusted in diamonds.
The leather seats are made from a whale’s penis, and the exterior has a bulletproof Kevlar coating.
The vehicle weighs four tons and is powered by a V8 engine capable of 450 horse power, Dartz also claim the car is ‘rocket grenade proof’.
The £1 million price tag also includes three bottles of the world’s most expensive vodka.
The car company has included three bottles of Russo-Baltique, the vodka brand it created this year to celebrate its 100th anniversary.
Last year, a bottle of Russo-Baltique reportedly sold for £790,000.
According to the Dartz company website the vodka is not meant to be drunk, it should be displayed as art!
The website says that the flask, a replica of the radiator guard used for the Russo-Baltique cars, is made from gold coins minted between 1908 and 1912. This is around the time that Dartz manufactured its first car.
The flask cap is made from white and yellow gold, and it contains a diamond-encrusted replica of the Russian Imperial Eagle.
And finally, the bottle is made of 30cm thick bulletproof glass!
Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition, and the Brusso-Baltique vodka, were produced especially for the mega-exclusive Top Marques luxury motor show in Monaco next year, by the company that produced armoured vehicles for Vladimir Lenin, Leon Trotsky, and Tsar Nicolas.
A spokesman for Dartz said, “It is inspired by the original playboy Aristotle Onassis’ yacht Christina O, which had bar stool seats made from sperm whale foreskin.
“Some people have called us crazy because of this, but we think we must make a luxury car till the end.
“In the past our customers have included Lenin and his revolutionary partner Trotsky.
“In fact we are launching a version of this new model in 2012, just for Latin America.
“This will commemorate the fact that Trotsky was killed in Mexico with an ice pick in 1940.
“As such, the Latin version will come with a gold ice axe to mark this fact.”
Dartz say the SUV will be unveiled to Prince Albert of Monaco at the Top Marques opening in April 2010. Albert has already reportedly taken the Dartz Prombron Monaco Red Diamond Edition for a test drive.
This is the tackiest ugliest car I have ever seen, and although I’m sure there will be lots of chavs who will think it’s cool, no amount of ‘free’ vodka will ever change my opinion. 
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