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29
Oct

John Lynch, 78, Set New World Record for the Most Body Piercings

Posted in News  by Laura on October 29th, 2009

John Lynch, 78, a retired Barclays bank manager has set a new world record for the most body piercings.
John has a total of 241 studs and rings, 150 of which are on his head and neck.
John, of Apsley, Hertfordshire, England, is also nicknamed Prince Albert due to having a “few bits and bobs” on his manhood.

John who worked for Barclays bank for 30 years said he had to give up flying years ago because his large number of piercings kept setting off the security scanners at airports.
John got his first piercing on his eyebrow when he was in his 40’s after decided he’d enough of working at the bank, and he also got his first tattoo on his right arm which is of an eagle.
Since retiring from the bank John Lynch has become a well-known character in the local area.
John said, “I gave up working at the bank all those years ago because I was a square peg in a round hole and I always wanted to get a few piercings and tattoos.
“I knew I wanted to stand out a bit from the crowd, and I could not do that at the bank.”
John added that his appearance gets a lot of attention from passers-by, most of which is favourable.
Speaking about the Guinness World Record John said, “I never thought about breaking the record. I’ve always just done it because I like it but it is quite an achievement.
“I was actually a few short so had 20 or so popped into my arms to up the numbers and if somebody beats me I could always find space for a few more.”

John also has a lot of tattoos on his body including his favourite one which is a big portrait of film star Marilyn Monroe which covers most of his torso.

The Guinness Book of Records confirmed that John Lynch was the most-pierced person in the world. John said, “I was a few short so had 20 or so popped into my arms to up the numbers.”

I’ve only ever had my ears and my nose pierced, and with just one nose piercing I had to be careful when washing my face. When I see people like John Lynch with lots of facial piercing I always wonder how they manage to wash their face without catching any of the rings or studs - Ouch!
Good for him though, it’s cool that now he’s retired John can do exactly what he like to his appearance.

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28
Oct

iDriver - iPhone Application to Remotely Drive Cars ~ Video

Posted in Cars, Cool Stuff ~ Gadgets, News, Videos  by Laura on October 28th, 2009

Computer scientists in Germany have developed an application for the iPhone that turns the phone into a remote control for their self-constructed car.
Using the app, iDriver, the driver can operate the steering, brakes, and accelerator pedal by simply stroking of the mobile phones touchscreen.

A video camera on the dashboard transmits a signal to the iPhone, allowing the iDriver user to see everything in front of the car, and to adjust the car in the direction of their choice.
The commands are transmitted from the iPhone via radio to the power transmission in the car. The iDriver user is able to park a car on the ground level from as far away as the fourth floor of a building.
The remote control and the car called ‘Spirit of Berlin’ were constructed by the Artificial Intelligence Group at Freie Universität and powered by Appirion UG in Berlin, Germany.
The group is investigating how autonomous vehicles may change our lives in the future.
Professor Raúl Rojas, who directed the project, said one day we could all be dropped off and picked up by driverless taxis, which would remove the need for everyone to own a car.

Hmm, this sounds interesting in theory, but I’m not sure about the reality. Although being dropped off and picked up by a driverless vehicle may mean no more driving round and round car-parks looking for a vacant space, I think I prefer driving myself, and this should be left to the world of James Bond. :o

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27
Oct

L’Oreal Creating New Treatment to Turn Grey Hair Back to Original Colour?

Posted in Beauty, Jokes, News  by Laura on October 27th, 2009

I recently saw a headline which read, ‘Goodbye to grey hair, revolutionary new treatment turns greying hair back to its original colour’.

The article was about a potentially wonderful new treatment from L’Oreal. It said that according to the experts at Centre Charles Zviak, L’Oreal’s research and development HQ, the possibility of returning grey hair to its original colour is science, not fiction.
Such is the excitement surrounding this potential new product that for the first time ever British journalists were invited to L’Oreals research centre at Clichy, which is in the northern suburbs of Paris. The journalist who wrote the article I read was invited to the conference room to hear about the latest advances in hair colour.

Patricia Pineau, L’Oreal’s Research Communications Director said, “Hair is an enigma. It is a fibre, a material with physical properties. It is also a living organ that grows, greys and falls out. How can we fight this? Do we need a physical approach or a biological approach?”

Scientists have long pondered the topic of grey hair. Eugene Schueller first established L’Oreal 100 years ago on the Rue Royale in Paris, with hair colour being the company’s main concern.
L’Oreal reportedly spends a fortune on hair colour research, double the amount spent by its competitors. Last year L’Oreal reportedly spent £581 million.

In the conference room at L’Oreal’s research and development HQ Patricia Pineau explained that hair, like skin, contains melanocytes, which are pigment cells that give hair its colour.
She said, “When hair goes grey, there is a progressive disappearance of the melanocytes from the hair. While there are still melanocytes in the hair, there is still hope that it could be re-pigmented.”
She went on to say that the treatment should hopefully be available within ten years, and it will probably be an oral treatment to be used alongside a range of haircare products.

L’Oreal were asked if by developing this new treatment they would be shooting themselves in the foot because if women don’t need to dye their grey hair anymore then they won’t be purchasing L’Oreal hair dye.
L’Oreal made no comment.

As well as this innovative new treatment for grey hair, L’Oreal has also reportedly another scientific breakthrough which tackles the damage caused to hair by dyeing. Dyeing hair leaves it rougher and far more susceptible to breaking.
Traditionally hair dyes use ammonia to remove the colour from hair, once the colour has been stripped away the dye pigments re-colour the hair.
Jean-Marc Ascione, L’Oreal’s dapper Research International Hair Colour Director explained that ammonia does a great job, but it has unpleasant side-effects including aroma and it stings.
L’Oreal has invented a new hair colourant called INOA; Innovation No Ammonia, that is much gentler on the hair. According to L’Oreal it is so gentle that it actually improves the condition of the hair every time you use it, resulting in hair being reverted back to its pre-dyed condition - almost!
The first batch of INOA was recently made available to salons, and it sold out fast.

Unfortunately the darker shades of hair dye still contain PPD; paraphenylenediamine, which is known to cause allergic dermatitis, but in other ways, INOA is a seen as a major advance.
Celebrity hair colourist Jo Hansford has been using INOA at her salon in Mayfair, London, she said, “This is exciting because it’s revolutionary. It is much less aggressive and there is far less fade, which is a huge bonus for the customer, especially for women with fine hair.”

If you are interested in visiting a hair salon that uses INOA visit www.lorealprofessionnel.co.uk/salonlocator or phone 0800 072 6699.

Initially when I saw this article I couldn’t wait to find out what the product was called, how much it cost, and where could I purchase it. Just reading the headline made this product sound like it could be the answer to one of my beauty prayers. It was in fact like most things though, and not my holy grail in hair care.
If and when L’Oreal, or any of the other leading hair treatment companies, do market this new product, I won’t be using it.
Although I would truly love it if I never saw another grey hair on my head, after giving it some thought, I doubt I would feel comfortable taking a pill to achieve that result.
Obviously this new treatment will undergo tests before it is available for consumers, but taking an oral treatment to cover grey hair can’t be very good for internal organs, so I’ll leave this alone and continue to dye my hair with traditional dyes.
In fact, I purchased a hair dye a few months ago which is still sitting unopened in my bathroom, because I am too lazy to use it, and also because I am aware that hair dyes are not particularly good for health either.
I am getting more grey hairs with each new day, so I’m sure it won’t be too much longer before I open the box and cover my grey, but right now I just can’t be bothered, and as the winter weather arrives I’ll be able to hide my grey hair with a hat.
As far as I know, hats are not bad for health, maybe hats are the new hair dye? :o

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26
Oct

Party Animal

Posted in Funny Pictures  by Laura on October 26th, 2009

It’s tiring being a party animal!

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26
Oct

Are you the Buddha?

Posted in Poetry ~ Quotes  by Laura on October 26th, 2009

One of his students asked Buddha, “Are you the messiah?”
“No”, answered Buddha.
“Then are you a healer?” asked the student.
“No”, Buddha replied.
“Then are you a teacher?” the student persisted.
“No, I am not a teacher.” replied Buddha.
“Then what are you?” asked the student, exasperated.
“I am awake”, Buddha replied.

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26
Oct

Kitten ~ Armed and Dangerous!

Posted in Funny Pictures  by Laura on October 26th, 2009

Stick your paws up!

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24
Oct

Gold at the end of the Rainbow

Posted in Funny Pictures  by Laura on October 24th, 2009

Maybe there really is gold at the end of a rainbow - liquid gold!

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24
Oct

Rotisserie Chicken

Posted in Food ~ Recipes  by Laura on October 24th, 2009

Mmm, mmm, mmm ~ rotisserie chicken. :)
Hubby cooked a very tasty chicken for our lunch today.
I love rotisserie cooked chicken, it’s so moist with delicious crispy skin. I could happily have eaten the whole bird, but a very angry looking wasp flew in to the house whilst I was eating and, having been stung a while ago, the fear made me lose my appetite.
Oh well, at least I know what I’m having for dinner this evening - the remains of my lunch!

This photo does not do the chicken justice. I was going to wait until it was on a plate but I knew as soon as it was cooked I’d want to stuff my face. :o

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23
Oct

Berlin Brothel Offers Discounts for ‘Green’ Clients!

Posted in News  by Laura on October 23rd, 2009

A brothel in Berlin, Germany is offering discounts for ‘going green’.
In a bid to stave off falling demand in the current economic climate, the brothel will give clients a ‘green’ discount if they take public transit or ride a bike when they next use their services.
To qualify for the ‘green’ discount, customers must show the receptionist either a bicycle padlock key, or proof they travelled by public transit to get to the neighborhood.
Prostitution is legal in Germany with approximately 450,000 employees, 10,000 of whom work in Berlin. They have the same legal rights and social benefits as people in other professions.

Regina Goetz, a former prostitute who runs the ‘Maison d’envie’ (House of Desire) brothel in Berlin’s Prenzlauer Berg, a district in the former East Berlin, said, “Everyone’s a winner.
“It’s very difficult to find parking around here, and this option is better for our environment.
“The environment is a topic on everyone’s lips and it’s pretty difficult to park around here. So we came up with the idea of an ‘eco discount’ of five euros (£4.50) to anyone who leaves the car at home.
“The crisis has slashed our turnover in half in the last year.”

Regina said that introducing the ‘green’ discount has got the business back on track, with 10% of environmentally-conscious punters taking up the offer.
Those punters who walk to the brothel are not eligible for the €5 ‘green’ discount.
Regina said, “We haven’t found a way for people to prove they have walked here.” :o

A discount of €5 may not be much, but for frequent visitors I guess those Euros soon mount up!

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23
Oct

Free Flights for Life for Baby Boy Born on AirAsia Flight

Posted in News  by Laura on October 23rd, 2009

A baby boy who was born on board an AirAsia flight this week, and his mother, will be given free flights for life, say the budget airline.
AirAsia said Liew Siaw Hsia, 31, went into premature labour on the flight from the northern island of Penang to Kuching on Borneo island on Wednesday.
When Liew Siaw Hsia started labour pains the plane made an emergency diversion to the Malaysian capital but not in time for the baby to be born in a hospital, he arrived just before landing.
Thankfully there was a doctor on board the flight who, along with help form the flights attendants, helped to deliver the baby while the plane was at 2,000 feet (600 metres) in the air on its final approach to land.
AirAsia’s director of operations Moses Devanayagam said in a statement, “The baby was safely delivered when flight AK 6506 was approaching Kuala Lumpur for landing at 2,000 feet.
“To celebrate this momentous occasion, we decided to present both mother and child with free flights for life,” said after visiting them in hospital.
Liew was reportedly 27 weeks pregnant, 11 weeks short of the full term, both her and her baby were taken to a nearby hospital after the aircraft landed.

No doubt the birth of Liew Siaw Hsia’s baby son relieved the monotony of the flight for the other passengers!

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