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Archive for April, 2009

30
Apr

The Sun Has Got His Hat On Hip Hip Hip Hooray!

Posted in Topsy~Turvy  by Laura on April 30th, 2009

The sun has got his hat on ~ Hip Hip Hip Hooray! The sun has got his hat on and I’m coming out to play. Well maybe not to play, but to recycle!
We took our glass to the recycling this morning, and as the sun was shining we decided to go for a little stroll round our village whilst we were out.
It felt so good to have the sun warming everything up after the dull damp weather we’ve had recently.
The birds were happily chirping, wasps and bees were happily buzzing, and we saw several butterflies flitting from flower to flower.
It seems the recent heavy wind and rain coupled with a few hours of sun has caused weeds to sprout up all over our village. This may not sound particularly attractive, but all of the weeds are covered in pretty yellow flowers. Everywhere we walked was covered in a blanket of bright green leaves and small yellow flowers, even in between the vines there is a carpet of yellow.
I hope this is a sign of good things to come, and that this summer, unlike the last few years will be an absolute scorcher.

It was very pleasant to be out walking, getting a little exercise and enjoying the fresh air. :)

Life in France


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29
Apr

Peru Welcomes Cute New Baby Hippo ~ Video

Posted in News, Videos  by Laura on April 29th, 2009

Lima’s zoo welcomed a new addition recently, a very cute baby hippo, much to the excitement of visiting children. Visitors will be able to vote online for the baby hippos name.
A couple of visiting students were happy to give their suggestions for a name, Bruno Rodriguez said, “I like the hippo and I would name him Grandulon.”
Camila Figueroa said, “He’s a little fat and would name him Tim.”
Carlota and her partner Pipo are the proud parents of a new baby hippopotamus, the second to be born in Lima’s zoo.
The healthy male baby hippo weighed in at 30 kilogrammes on 2 April 2009, but he spent four weeks under observation before he made his first public appearance.
Carlota and Pipo arrived at the Lima zoo from Cuba in 2003.
The zoo keepers said Carlota and Pipo are good parents and they eat twice a day, consuming around 60 kilos of food at each sitting.
Their favourite foods include tomatoes, squash, alfalfa, lettuce, and sugar cane.

All together now ……. Ahhhhh. :)

RICHARDS REALM


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28
Apr

Woo Hoo! ~ Carol McGiffin Tweeted Me!

Posted in Topsy~Turvy  by Laura on April 28th, 2009

I don’t get out much ~ which probably explains why receiving a tweet on twitter from Carol McGiffin today made my day!
I can’t believe it, Carol McGiffin; my favourite Loose Women, tweeted me - Wow!
As well as not getting out much, I am quite clearly easily pleased!

Carol and her ‘toyboy’ fiancee Mark Cassidy.
Carol is 49 Mark is 27. :)

The Wine Connoisseur


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28
Apr

Banksy ~ Are You Using That Chair, For Sale Along With 20 Other Pieces At Andipa Gallery In Knightsbridge

Posted in Art, News  by Laura on April 28th, 2009

I have long been a fan of Banksy. I don’t think I’ve seen a piece of his work that I haven’t liked, I’d love to own some of his art ~ maybe one day!
I especially like ‘Are You Using That Chair’.

Are You Using That Chair (2005) by Banksy
Oil on canvas

If you are interested in purchasing an original Banksy then the news that an exhibition of 20 original works on canvas, pallet, and steel by the grafitti artist, are on show from 23 April until 16 May 2009 at the Andipa Gallery in Knightsbridge, London, will no doubt fill you with anticipation.
‘Are You Using That Chair (2005)’ is included in the show, it is reported to be the largest canvas yet to come onto the market; measuring fourteen feet in length by seven feet.
This piece is based on Edward Hopper’s painting Nighthawks (1942).
Another work included is an original oil on canvas, a traditional portrait of an English Lord struck by a custard pie; Custardized.
Andipa Gallery in Knightsbridge was the first gallery to put on a major exhibition of Banksy’s work in the secondary market.
During an exhibition in 2008 over 25,000 people visited the Andipa Gallery to view one of the most extensive private displays of Banksy’s work in recent years.

Nighthawks (1942) by Edward Hopper

I’m sure the 2009 sale will also attract lots of art collectors and Banksy fans.
Other pieces available at the Andipa exhibition are ~
Precision Bombing
Kids On Guns
Custardized
Paranoid Pictures

I wonder what Edward Hopper would think of Banksy’s ~ Are You Using That Chair?

Lottery Scams


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27
Apr

Swine Flu: UK Cases Likely, World Health Organisation Advises Against Travelling To America ~ Video

Posted in News, Videos  by Laura on April 27th, 2009

The latest news reports are full of reports about Swine Flu.
This morning UK citizens were advised by the WHO; World Health Organisation not to travel to America or Mexico.
According to reports there have been 20 confirmed cases of Swine Flu in America, 1 in Spain, and doctors say 10 people have been confirmed as having the virus in New Zealand.

So far the UK has been lucky with no reported cases of the flu, but 2 people from Scotland who have recently returned from Mexico are currently undergoing tests.

According to the Health Secretary Alan Johnson the UK is prepared for the Swine Flu virus, and the World Health Organisation has said the UK is one of the two best prepared countries in the world to deal with an outbreak.
Apparently the UK has £500 million worth of anti-viral drugs, such as Tamiflu (oseltamivir phosphate), which have reportedly been shown to work on patients who were treated immediately.

I am slightly cynical about how much news coverage Swine Flu seems to receiving at the moment.
Is there really cause for concern?
Or is the government allowing the constant coverage to continue because they are trying to bury yet more scandalous headlines?
The fact that the World Health Organisation is advising UK citizens against travelling to America is quite surprising - after all they wouldn’t want to damage our ’special relationship’ unnecessarily would they?
So maybe I’m incorrect to be so cynical.
Let’s hope my cynicism is correct, and that once again a member of the UK government has been caught with their pants down.
If it’s not all a ruse, then maybe Swine Flu is a potentially serious threat to the people of the UK - even more of a threat than the numpty’s in charge of our country, if that’s possible.

Life in France


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26
Apr

Flora London Marathon 2009 Results ~ Video

Posted in News, Videos  by Laura on April 26th, 2009

The Flora London Marathon 2009 Results ~

Men ~

  1. Samuel Wanjiru ……….. Ken ………. 2:05:10
  2. Tsegay Kebede ……….. Eth ……….. 2:05:20
  3. Jaouad Gharib …………. Mar ………. 2:05:27
  4. Emmanuel Mutai ……… Ken ………. 2:06:53
  5. Hendrick Ramaala ……. Rsa ………. 2:07:44
  6. Abderrahim Goumri …. Mar ………. 2:08:25
  7. Yonas Kifle ……………… Eri ……….. 2:08:28
  8. Atsushi Sato ……………. Jpn ………. 2:09:16
  9. Meb Keflezighi …………. Usa ……… 2:09:21
  10. Feliz Limo ……………….. Ken ……… 2:09:47
  11. Samuel Wanjiru of Kenya came first in the mens race ~ 2 hours 5 seconds and 10 seconds

Women ~

  1. Irina Mikitenko ………… Ger ………. 2:22:11
  2. Mara Yamauchi ………… Gbr ………. 2:23:12
  3. Liliya Shobukova ……… Rus ………. 2:24:24
  4. Svetlana Zakharova ….. Rus ………. 2:25:06
  5. Berhan Adere …………… Eth ……….. 2:25:30
  6. Inga Abitova ……………. Rus ………. 2:25:55
  7. Catherine Ndereba ……. Ken ………. 2:26:22
  8. Tomo Morimoto ……….. Jpn ……….. 2:26:29
  9. Gete Wami ………………. Eth ………… 2:26:54
  10. Lyudmila Petrova ……… Rus ……….. 2:27:42

Mara Yamauchi of Great Britain came 2nd in the womens race ~ 2 hours 23 minutes and 12 seconds

Samuel Wanjiru of Kenya wins the mens race in 2:05:10

Congratulations to all of the people who took part in this years Flora London Marathon 2009. :)
I’d love to take part - maybe one year I will!
I watched the live TV coverage on BBC! (on and off) this morning - I couldn’t watch it all as the lovely sunny weather was making me feel miserable ……. because it is cold, dull, and very wet here. :(

ENGLAND


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25
Apr

Lavera Anti Aging Facial Sun Screen SPF20

Posted in Beauty  by Laura on April 25th, 2009

I recently ordered some beauty products from lovelula the organic apothecary.
I love lovelula. :)
I’ve ordered from this website before, it’s excellent. All of the products are natural and/or organic, there are no harmful chemicals; no sls, no parabens, no animal testing, they are independent; not affiliated with any of the brands they stock, they run a reward point scheme on all purchases, free shipping for all UK orders over £50, free samples (up to 3 with every order), fast delivery, gift wrapping service, secure payment, and best of all they offer a well informed personal service.
I have emailed lovelula several times with questions about their products and asked for advice for my skin, and I’ve always received a prompt reply that told me everything I wanted to know.

One of the items I purchased with my recent order was Lavera Anti Aging Facial Sun Screen SPF20.
I hadn’t used it before - but when this tube runs out I’ll definitely purchase it again.
It cost £8.70 - EURO 9.71 (approx) for a 50ml tube.
It rubs in easily, without leaving a white residue like some sun screen products do.
A little seems to go a long way, so I think although the tube is quiet small it will last a long time.
My skin seems to love this stuff - no breakouts :) and after only a few days of using it I’m sure my skin is firmer and my laughter lines are a little fainter. :o

Here’s what lovelula says ~

Lavera Anti Aging Facial Sun Screen SPF20 ~
size 50ml (size guide) skin type All skin types
Recommended for Providing complete & instant mineral sunscreen UV protection | providing additional anti aging support to skin

“I shall be using it this summer … if you only use one anti aging product be sure it’s a sunscreen.” Sally Brampton, Beauty Writer

Provides instant waterproof sun care protection on application from UVA + B + C rays.
Lavera’s Anti-Age Sunscreen Cream SPF 20 is effective in two ways:
1. This 100% mineral sun protection helps reflect the suns rays, thus protecting the delicate facial skin against sun burn and skin ageing.
2. Innovative active ingredients Hyaluronic Acid and Aloe Vera provides the skin with added moisture leaving remarkable anti ageing effects.

Lavera’s Anti Aging Organic Sunscreen is especially developed for delicate facial skin. Packed with organic plant oils and shea butter, it intensively moisturises and protects.
Extracts of witch hazel and liquorice help soothe redness and irritation whilst caffeine extract stimulates the skin’s micro circulation, boosting blood flow and butcher’s broom is included to help strengthen and firm.
Hyaluronic acid and aloe vera gel provide skin with a high level of hydration. Organic, cold pressed sunflower oil is a potent source of vitamin E, beta-carotene and unsaturated fatty acids, offering skin a high level of protection and care. Lavera’s Anti Aging Organic Facial Sunscreen does not contain any PEG emulsifiers or PABA, which can irritate sun exposed skin.
100% natural mineral based formula with titanium dioxide provides broad spectrum UV protection against UVA, B and C rays. Effective immediately upon application. Waterproof. Biodegradable. Vegan. Free of chemical sunscreens such as oxybenzone and cetyl cinnamates, which can mimic the effects of oestrogen in the body.
In recycleable plastic packaging.
To use ~ Apply Lavera sunscreen to face as often as required when in the sun and re-apply after swimming.

Ingredients ~
Aqua, Silica, Titanium Dioxide, Alcohol, Glycerin, Glycine Soja*, Caprylic/Capric Triglyceride, Cetearyl Alcohol, Myristyl Alcohol, Squalene, Helianthus Annuus*, Simmondsia Chinensis*, Prunus Dulcis*, Stearic Acid, Caffeine, Sodium Hyaluronate, Tocopheryl Acetate, Hydrogenated Lecithin, Hydrogenated Palm Glycerides, Rucus Aculeatus, Aloe Barbadensis*, Calendula Officinalis*, Hamamelis Virginiana*, Lysolecithin, Xanthan Gum, Tocopherol, Rosa Damascena*, Lecthin, Dipotassium Glycyrrhizate, Betaglucan, Butyrospermum Parkii, Brassica Campestris (Rapeseed) Sterols, Alumina, Ascorbyl Palmitate, Parfum**, Citral**, Coumarin**, Eugenol**, Geraniol**, Citronellol**, Limonene**, Linalool** *Ingredients from certified agriculture **natural essential oils. Suitable for vegans. Contains coated nano particles.

If you are interested in avoiding using nasty chemicals on your skin then I highly recommend Lavera Anti Aging Facial Sun Screen SPF20 ……. all I need now is for the sun to make an appearance. :o

The Wine Connoisseur


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24
Apr

Accurate Financial Advice

Posted in Funny Pictures, Jokes  by Laura on April 24th, 2009

Very important advice from your financial advisor ~

Josh was a single guy living at home with his Father, and working in the family business.
When he found out he was going to inherit a fortune when his sickly Father died, Josh decided he needed a wife with which to share his fortune.
One evening at an investment meeting he spotted the most beautiful and intelligent woman he had ever seen. Her naturally beautiful looks took his breath away.
Josh decided to introduce himself to the gorgeous woman, he said, “I may look like just an ordinary man, but in just a few years, my Father will die, and I’ll inherit twenty million pounds.
“So I’m looking for the ‘right’ woman to share the rest of my life with.”

Impressed by his open and honest proposal, good looks and daring, the woman obtained his business card, thought about the proposition, and three days later, she became his stepmother. :o

Proving that women are so much better at financial planning than men are. :o

Switzerland


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23
Apr

Happy St Georges Day!

Posted in News, Topsy~Turvy, Videos  by Laura on April 23rd, 2009

Happy St Georges day!

As the Archbishop of York John Sentamu called for St George’s Day to be a public holiday to encourage national unity, poet Kate Fox recited a poem for BBC news on her thoughts about a day that few English people seem to celebrate.

Celebrate being English, don’t see it as our joke,
With our Saint - George, that Turkish bloke,

Fly the flag, it’ll be a new tonic for the English Royal Family, although they’re teutonic,
Press our national flower to your nose,
There’s no bloom finer than a beautiful red rose, originally made in China,
Sing out today at the top of your lungs, with words we’ve nicked from other tongues,
Maybe it’s time to have a modern St George, for the post empire era, now there’s new dragons to slay, and everywhere else in the world has got nearer,
Perhaps, St George of Asda - to mark our love of cheap fashion and shops,
Or St Boy George - cause we’re eccentric and used to be Top of the Pops,
St Gilbert and George - cause we love saying poo,
Or St George Best cause footie and beer is what we do - in the post industrial jungle,
Or St George the hippo from Rainbow, with Gordon Brown as Bungle,

Fly the flag for something or other,
Don’t worry confusion is good in this country that’s eternally poised between a hosepipe ban and a flood,

Wave the flag for thingies and wotsits, for heroes, and toast and tea, and Dickens, and the Bronte’s, and Shakespeare, and “To be or not to be”, and not invading people anymore,
Well not as often anyway,

Fly the flag, for - you know - whatever it is, it’s a powerful semaphore, and any day now we’ll work out just what it is that we’re actually waving it for.

by Kate Fox

I quite liked the rather cynical poem by Kate Fox.
On a more serious note, I think the English should celebrate St Georges Day in a much grander fashion.
So what if St George was Turkish, or Palestinian as some people believe.
In other parts of the world where St George is considered a patron saint, they make a real show of celebrating the day.
If St George is cause for celebration in, India, Genova in Italy, Portugal, Cyprus, Greece, Georgia, Bosnia and Herzegovina, Bulgaria, Beirut in Lebanon, Ljubljana in Slovenia, the Republic of Macedonia, Qormi and Victoria in Malta , Surbia, Moscow in Russia, Germany, Spain (Crown of Aragon, Catalonia, and Valencia), and several other places round the world, then surely he’s cause for celebration in England.
Unfortunately it seems that English people no longer feel free to openly admit to being English.
They don’t feel comfortable celebrating their Saints day; which is a real shame.
The Irish celebrate St Patrick’s Day, the Scottish celebrate St Andrew’s Day, and the Welsh celebrate St David’s Day.
It seems that Ireland, Scotland, and Wales do not have to live with as much PC nonsense as the English who are constantly being told by officials that they must not offend any one with their feelings about - well, about everything.
England is one of the most culturally diverse countries in the world, and yet there is a campaign of aggressive discrimination against its indigenous population. English people are being treated with contempt, their rights are being ignored, and their history is being trashed.
I’m saddened that in their own land, the English are being turned into second-class citizens - not by an enemy in the traditional sense, but by their own government.
They are killing England.

England is perhaps the only great country whose intellectuals are ashamed of their own nationality.
“In Left-wing circles it is always felt that there is something slightly disgraceful in being an Englishman, and that it is a duty to snigger at every English institution, from horse racing to suet puddings.
“It is a strange fact, but it is unquestionably true that almost any English intellectual would feel more ashamed of standing to attention during ‘God save the King’ than of stealing from a poor box.”

George Orwell (Eric Arthur Blair)

Thankfully not every one in the government is against the English celebrating St Georges Day, Boris Johnson, the Mayor of London, has been vocal about his desire to get the capital celebrating St George’s Day, and a free concert in Trafalgar Square will be this year’s centrepiece (25 April from 12:30pm).
Contemporary music will be performed by several artists including West Country singer and guitarist Seth Lakeman, Eliza Carthy, Jim Moray, Kathryn and Peter Tickell, Bishi, Demon Barbers, and Netsayi.

Apparently Google has changed its logo for St George’s Day, by redrawing its iconic logo to incorporate England’s dragon-slaying patron saint. :)

Oops! I seem to have ramble on a bit … again - when all I really wanted to say was a few words;
Happy St Georges Day!

ENGLAND


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22
Apr

New Cream Leather Office Chair

Posted in Cool Stuff ~ Furniture/Home, Topsy~Turvy  by Laura on April 22nd, 2009

About a month ago we finally purchased a new office chair from Conforama in Narbonne.
When we fist moved to France we bought a black leather office chair from Fly, it was a nice looking chair, which was solid and comfortable, until the base snapped - nothing to do with my big bum. :o
Obviously we chucked the broken chair out (took it to the recycling place in Durban Corbieres), and went shopping for a replacement.
We couldn’t find a chair that we particularly liked, except for a cream leather chair in Conforama.
Unfortunately it was out of stock. The salesman told us we could buy the display model for €180 reduced from the ticket price of €230.
This wasn’t a good deal as the chair was very dirty, stained, and showing lots of signs of wear and tear.
So we decided to buy a basic office chair until we could find a better quality, reasonably priced, chair that we both liked.
Our make-do chair ended up being used for much longer than we had intended, until Richard saw the cream leather chair we had originally wanted to buy from Conforama on promotion online for only €189.
So we purchased the leather chair for €189, which was only €9 more than the salesman had wanted us to pay for the nasty shop soiled chair.

I like our new chair, it is very comfortable with lots of soft padding to cushion my tired old bones.
However, there is just one thing I don’t like about this chair - it is too comfortable … which means I spend even more time sitting on my increasingly large derriere wasting time messing about online. :o

FRANCE


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